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The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to, in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?"

Arthur said, "Yes, that's me."

God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty dangerous, makes a lot of noise, and pollutes the earth's atmosphere?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman???"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2. It chatters constantly all the time.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The maintenance costs are outrageous.

5. Last, but not least, the intake port is placed way too close to the exhaust port."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper, and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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