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    KatieB 9000

    in GENERAL

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    Katie there are those who wish they could and those who think they can. But you are a DO'ER and like all the other's i'm very thankfull you and Rick made this all possible.You remembered your very first post here and that is proof of how serious you take this..... GOD BLESS YOU......Larry

    My Husband is in the hospital again

    in GENERAL

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    Nova my wife was in ER 4 time's and all after the radiation. She never gained her appetite back and just never was the same again and the headaches were alway's there. I can not say it was Radiation alone that was the culprit but something did change once she went through radiation.I'm hoping for a much better result's for your hubby and will keep him in my prayer's...

    Bubba and the Law !!

    in JUST FOR FUN

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    Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin

    them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?"

    "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

    "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin 'em fat an

    cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista

    Lawyer?"

    "Sure is, Bubba."

    "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gittin that hot

    coffee that she ordered?"

    "Yep."

    "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still

    couldn't read?"

    "That's right," said the lawyer."

    "But why are you asking?"

    "Well, I was thinkin . ... what I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer

    all them ugly women I slept with?"

    "I no come to work today"

    in JUST FOR FUN

    Posted

    "I NO COMEWORK TODAY!!!"

    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come

    work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache

    and legs hurt, I no come work."

    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I

    really need you today. When I feel sick like you do,

    I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes

    everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you

    say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........

    You got nice house."

    The Sniffer ..

    in JUST FOR FUN

    Posted

    The Sniffer

    A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on The plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat, and Put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat between

    Them.

    The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked Why it was allowed on the plane.

    The second man explained that he was a DEA agent, and that The dog was a "drug-sniffing dog".

    He went on, "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

    The plane took off, and once it leveled out, the agent said "Watch this." He told Sniffer to "search".

    Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat Very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

    Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the Agent's' arm

    The agent said, "Good boy!", turned to the man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a Note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend

    Her when we land."

    "Say, that's pretty neat" replied the first man.

    Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few Seconds, returned to his seat, and placed two paws on the

    Agent's' arm.

    The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."

    "I like it!" said his seat mate.

    The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.

    Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, Sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, Jumped into the middle seat and pooped all over the place.

    The first man was really grossed out by this behavior and Couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act Like that. He asked the agent "What's going on?"

    The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"

    UFO'S Any one ever saw one....

    in JUST FOR FUN

    Posted

    And yep i thought i did as year's ago when i lived in Phoenix and at about 2am in the morning i was awakened with a strange feeling and went out on the side of the house to smoke a cig and looked up and coming from west to east a pur white disk that looked about the size of a half dollar instantly went north and dissappeared in the star's. "OK who else has had this type of experience??

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