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Add my prayers in too! Will be waiting to see good news.
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Dean -
I too am glad to see a post from you. I have missed your wisdom and wonderful way with words. Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts and words with us - an inspiration to us all.
Much Love to you and Gay,
Amy
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Thank you all for the words of wisdom - we had a small discussion about it last night and (thanks curtis) decided when it was OK to take our pants off but school was not one of those places. At first she tried to say she had an itch and she was just scratching but then admitted that she did it because it would make her friends laugh
Admittedly, I did finally laugh about when I went to bed last night - she has such a cute bottom - it is worth sharing
and she does love to share it at home - I'm just hoping she doesn't have stripper aspirations 
This child will be the end of me but oh how I love her!
Thanks again for your input!!!!!
Much Love,
Amy
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All of you seasoned mothers or fathers - I am in desparate need of advice.
I am at my wits end with my 6 yr old daughter - various things have happened over the past couple of weeks but this afternoon at school she dropped her pants and showed her stuff
.What do you do? Do you punish, talk to her and explain I want her to understand but not sure I am doing it effectively - any suggestions??? I have got to find the magic bullet that gets through to her.....
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My FIL had a similar conversation on Sunday - he said he was standing in front of the window with nothing and was wondering if the neighbors would give him a prize - I told him they would empty their bank accounts to buy him new clothes!
Good One Peggy!
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
wonderful, but I have just this one problem.
It is these breasts that you have given me. The middle one pushes
the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a
real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since
many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs,
eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave
her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at
this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that
you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will
fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the
cow has her bull; all the animals have a mate except me. I feel so
alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right.
How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
immediately create a man from a part of you.
Now let's see....where did I put that worthless boob?"
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that p oint, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."
And at that point, the proctologist fainted.
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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. > >The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a l! oud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
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Sorry Elaine - I laughed in spite of myself!
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My Mom's pulmonologist is the one who insisted she have the ct and pet scans back in March and actually found that her cancer was back, suprising to us because she had just seen her oncologist 6 wks prior and there was nothing on the chest x-ray. He is a good guy and I trust him but I had a really bad experience with another one in the same office, so I think it is really a matter of whether you get one who wants to understand what is going on vs. treating current symptoms etc. I have gotten the best care ever from an immunologist who calls me every week that I don't see him to see how my breathing is - I guess it is in the luck of the draw.
If you change, I hope you find a good one!
Much Love,
Amy
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Angie -
I have been thinking about you so glad you got a chance to check in. I hope your Dad gets some relief soon and that you get to have some "me" time - we all need it - Hang in there - your attitude is amazing - my life isn't nearly as hectic as yours and I am having trouble coping
. Will keep you and your family in my thoughts and prayers.Much Love,
Amy
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Well we just got back from St. Louis and hubby's team won their semi-final 2-0 and then lost in the championship game - it was a heartbreaker the final score was 3-2 in OT. The team they played this was their 3rd championship in a row and the refs were horrible - I was terribly obnoxious
and probably didn't set a very good example during the game but there were some pretty obvious blown calls - even a fan from another team said that was some of the worst officiating they had seen 
BUT the boys played awesome and kept their heads and played this team closer than most and at one point I think everyone in the stadium thought they were going to pull out one of the biggest upsets this year. Pembrokehill Radiers are #1 in my book!!!!!Thanks to all for the good wishes, it means so much - it was an exciting weekend + I got to see my 2 yr old niece who adores me and she gave me lots of hugs and kisses
and made everything a little better! I am trying to catch up on all that I missed!Much Love,
Amy
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Elaine -
Best of luck today at the Dr's office!
If you go to KU Med - I recommend Sarah Taylor - she is my Mom's oncologist and is good but then again I think they are all pretty good there!
Let us know what skinny says!
Much Love,
Amy
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((((Jackie))))))
I hope these tests provide the answers you are looking for - that is a long time to be away. Prayers coming your way.
Much Love,
amy
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Yeah Gail! Great news - thanks for sharing!!!
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Sounds like my job these days
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Smart-*ss Answer #1
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat..she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
Smart-*ss Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Smart-*ss Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Smart-*ss Answer #4
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
Smart-*ss #5 [the best for last!]
THE TEACHER Smart-*ss Answer OF THE YEAR: A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-*ss guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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Geoff and Melinda -
Prayers for peace and comfort coming for both of you and your families. What a wonderful tribute to an obviously extraordinary woman.
Much Love,
Amy
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Elaine -
Sorry I am late but count my prayers in as well. You both deserve some good news and I am secretly hoping that the city might be my city and that we could actually meet
You both will be in my thoughts and prayers tomorrow!Much Love,
Amy
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Cindi -
We also are in the process of finding legal representation - my Mom was on Vioxx when she suffered her stroke in September - right before they took it off the market. My husband has a lawyer friend that is trying to find someone reputable locally but he said he would also check into a couple of the class action suits for us as well. I will be happy to pass along information that we get....
Much Love,
Amy
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(((((Peggy))))))
I am sorry I missed this. I cannot even imagine - I have been freaking out because my 7yr old has started calling me MOM and has talked about giving up her blankies
well because MOM, I am just about too old for them - I don't even want to think about her being away from me.I hope he made his trip safely and as Elaine said - found comfort in spreading his wings (I really liked that!).
Connie - LOL TOO FUNNY about your daughter.
Much Love,
Amy
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My husband is a high school soccer coach and tonight his team beat their arch rivals in the state quarter finals to advance to the final four this weekend! This is a team that was in a rebuilding year and was not suppossed to make it this far. I am so proud of my hubby and his team!!!
GO Pembrokehill Raiders!!!!!!!!!!!
We will be heading to St. Louis to cheer them on!
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Curtis -
Too Cute - I love hearing about Katie - she is too adorable for words!
Much Love,
Amy
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So sorry to hear this news. I will pray for peace and love to surround you in the coming days. Have a safe trip.
Much Love,
Amy
and she does love to share it at home - I'm just hoping she doesn't have stripper aspirations 
and probably didn't set a very good example during the game but there were some pretty obvious blown calls - even a fan from another team said that was some of the worst officiating they had seen 
BUT the boys played awesome and kept their heads and played this team closer than most and at one point I think everyone in the stadium thought they were going to pull out one of the biggest upsets this year. 
DavidC today, PART II
in GENERAL
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Prayers coming for a sucessful surgery and quick recovery.
Prayers comin for Karen and the family as well - as my Mom said before my Dad's bypass - it is hard to be the one waiting for the dr. to come out with news.
Much Love to you all!
amy