Elaine Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Things not to say to a naked guy 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. It's more fun to look at. 6. Make it dance. 7. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 8. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 19. Can I be honest with you? 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Every heard of clearasil? 30. All right, a treasure hunt! 33. At least this won't take long. 34. I never saw one like that before. 35. What do you call this? 36. But it still works, right? 37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting. 38. It looks so unused. 41. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. 45. Aww, it's hiding. 46. Are you cold? 47. If you get me real drunk first. 48. Is that an optical illusion? 50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry. 51. Were you neutered? 52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 55. Where are the puppet strings? 57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes. 60. Where's the rest of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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