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Roger Clemens, after living a full life, died.

When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest

little house with a faded Yankee flag in the window. "This house is yours

for eternity," God said. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up


Roger felt special, indeed, and walked into his house. On his way up to the

porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story

mansion with a bright red and blue sidewalk, a 50 foot flagpole with a Red

Sox flag flying on it, and a Red Sox logo in every window. In the front yard

was a sign reading 'Welcome To Beantown.'

Clemen looked at God and said, "I don't mean to be ungrateful, but I have a

question. I won three World Series rings, more awards than I can remember,

and I won more than 300 games." God answered, "So what do you want to know, Roger?"

"Well, why does Pedro Martinez get a better house than me?" God chuckled and said, "Roger, that's not Pedro's house... its mine."

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You guys up there really do have it in for Clemens because he went to the Yankees from the Red Sox. I had heard stories. Well, we are glad to have him here in Houston. I think the Sox have done great things this year and I would wish you well, but I may well be on the other side after tonight. Cheers. Don

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hahahah, while I can appreciate a good joke, I am still a bit sore about MY yankees loosing to the SOX, ugh!! oh my Lord what is happening to the world, how can this be?? Although this is true, I wouldn't mind seeing a game in Fenway (too bad I am in Denmark), but we'll see, I will cheer for St. Louis and a Cardnal was my Mom's favorite bird, so sorry your SOX will have to wait for another time. NOT! hehehe

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