Frank Lamb Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 A chemist, a biologist, and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting for the electric chair. The chemist was brought forward first. "Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner, strapping him in. "No," replied the chemist. The executioner flicked the switch, and nothing happened. Under state law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner has to be released, so the chemist was released. Then the biologist was brought forward. "Do you have anything you want to say?" "No, just get on with it." The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the biologist was released. Then the electrical engineer was brought forward. "Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner. "Yes," replied the engineer. "If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 The engineer was blond, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 22, 2004 Author Share Posted October 22, 2004 Yes SHE was.How did you guess??.Ha Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdaru Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Nothing to do with blondeness, it's the engineering mutation. Birds sing, bees buzz, engineers fix. My dad's a retired electrical engineer and believe me, he WOULD fix the chair. Probably redesign it to give more juice with greater efficiency too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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