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1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the

country, and who are very good at crosswords.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but

don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their

statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the

country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave LA

to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the

country and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's

running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a seat

on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the

country, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while


9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is

a country or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all

that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are

handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be

illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats.

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but

need the baseball scores.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery


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