Frank Lamb Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!". The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?" He says, "I don't care. Just get the hell out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 In my state, she automatically gets half of the lottery. So she may leave on her own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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