J.C. Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 A group of seniors were sitting around the pool talking about all their ailments. ''My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,'' said one. ''Yes, I know,'' said another. ''My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee.'' ''I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled,'' volunteered a third. ''I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,'' said a fifth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. ''My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk,'' exclaimed another. ''I forget where I am and where I'm going,'' said an elderly gent. ''I guess that's the price we pay for getting old,'' winced an old man as he slowly nodded in agreement. ''Well count your blessings,'' said one woman cheerfully. ''THANKS GOD WE CAN ALL DRIVE!'' J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 That's actually scary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patut Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 …things to be thankful for! Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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