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Meeting the parents

Amy P

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A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for

Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting

the family and she is very nervous.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort,

thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to

relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed,

her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had

been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a

rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile

came across her face. This time, she didn't even hesitate.

She let out a much louder and longer fart. The father again

looked at the dog and yelled, "Darnit Skippy!".

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"

A few minutes later the woman had to let out another rip.

This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart

that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

"Darnit Skippy, get away from her, before she craps on you!"

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