Frank Lamb Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 A husband came home from work and his wife slapped him. "What was that about?" he cried. "I found a piece of paper in your pants last night with the name 'Mary Lou' written on it," she said, steaming. "You'd better have a damned good explanation." "Calm down, honey," he replied. "Remember last week when I went to the races? Mary Lou was one of the horses I bet on, that's all." The next day when he came home from work, his wife slapped him again. "Now what?" he cried. "This morning, your horse called!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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