nikkala Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Where is God? A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?". They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 That's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrie Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Crackin me up!!! Carrie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haylee_38 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindseysmom Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 That is cute. Best Wishes, Dee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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