Frank Lamb Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's somethin your mommy and daddy probably call each other all the time." Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out, they're assholes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appleton Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haylee_38 Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Not only am I cracking up but, my husband was reading behind me. He is still laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindseysmom Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Now that's the truth. Best Wishes, Dee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrie Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Can't stop LOL, LOL, LOL!!!!! Carrie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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