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Frank Lamb

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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden

their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety

of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and

taste these."

The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint,

but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of

the kids were stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's somethin your mommy

and daddy probably call each other all the time."

Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted,

"Spit 'em out, they're assholes!"

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