Dog Fight

[daggiesmom]

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for

all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to

breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever

side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the

world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and

Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with

the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the

biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and

removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.

After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest

dog the world had ever seen.

Its cage needed steel bars that were thick and nobody

could get near it. When the day came for the dog

fight, Bush showed up with a weird looking animal.

It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way

that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the

Afghanistani dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out

of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's

dog.

Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and

charged the American Dachshund--- but when it got

close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth

and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was

nothing left of his dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief,

"We don't understand how this could have happened. We

had our best people working for 5 years with the

meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the

world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves.

"That's nothing", said Bush, "We had Michael

Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make

that Florida alligator look like a wiener dog."