Snowflake Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the heck is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my butt coming into work today." (Yes, it was cleaned up for language, tell it however you want! LOL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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