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BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN

IS HERSELF

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE

AND A CAREER

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN

SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE

AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...

I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME.

YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT

AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,

SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

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