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Made the Devil Pay


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There was a little old lady who was very

spiritual who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms

to the sky and yell "Praise the Lord."

One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became

very irritated with the spiritual lady.

So after a month or so of her yelling, "Praise the Lord" from her

porch, he went outside on his porch and yelled back, "There is no


Yet, the little old lady continued.

One cold, winery day, when the little old lady couldn't get to the

store, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and

said, "Help me Lord, I have no more money, it's cold, and I have no

more food."

The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of

food on the porch, enough to last her a week.

"Praise the Lord,! " she yelled.

The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, "There is no Lord

ha ha ha, I bought those groceries!"

The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said, "Praise the

Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!"

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