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There was a man who had worked all of his life,


>saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his

>money. Just

>before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take

>all my

>money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the


>afterlife with me."


>And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when


>died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.


>Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was


>there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they

>finished the

>ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,

>the wife

>said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her; she came over with

>the box

>and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down,


>they rolled it away.


>So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't foolish enough to put

>all that

>money in there with your husband."


>The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back on


>word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket

>with him."


>"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"


>"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my


>and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."


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