pjdarin Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can,2 were on the phone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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