Frank Lamb Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entirefloor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway." "Now," she said, "if only I could find my parakeet. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Yuk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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