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To Be 6 Again!!

Connie B

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To Be 6 Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back & forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror."

On the morning of her Birthday,he arose early,made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms&then took her to Six Flags theme park.What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling & her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries & a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, & her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband & collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile & lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened & her _expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb *ss!"

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