Connie B Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him & whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it," she replies. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explains. She looks satisfied, apologizes, & goes off to do work around the house. Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes to, he says, "What the hell was that for?" "Your horse phoned" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 OUCH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Neigh! Neigh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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