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Jacob and Rebecca


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Jacob, 92, and Rebecca, 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the upcoming wedding. On the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

They walk over to the pharmacist's window and Jacob says, "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" The pharmacist says he does.

"How about medication for circulation?" The pharmacist nods.

"Medicine for rheumatism and arthritis?" Yup.

"How about Viagra?" He sells it.

"Medicines for memory problems?' Ditto.

"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, and denture cream?" All available.

"Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?" He does.

"Okay then," Jacob says. "We'd like to use this store for our bridal registry."

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