For dog lovers

[Leslie221]

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz

"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry

If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either." - Unknown

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." - Gene Hill

"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." - Edward Hoagland

"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." - Milan Kundera

"Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on." - Colett

"Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart." - Dorothy Hinshaw Patent, Dogs: The Wolf Within

"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." - Andy Rooney

"When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?" - Anonymous

"To err is human, to forgive, canine." - Unknown

"Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up." - "DEEP THOUGHTS" by Jack Handy

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." - Henry Wheeler Shaw

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." - Dave Barry

"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." - Unknown