Best Patients

[CharlieD]

>> Four surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

>> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating

>> table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

>>

>> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!

>> Everything inside them is color coded."

>>

>> The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;

>> everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

>>

>> But the fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all

>> wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no

>> heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the *ss are

>> interchangeable."

>>

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