CharlieD Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 >> Four surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on. >> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating >> table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." >> >> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! >> Everything inside them is color coded." >> >> The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; >> everything inside them is in alphabetical order." >> >> But the fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all >> wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no >> heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the *ss are >> interchangeable." >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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