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Golf Is Better Than Sex

Mr Ry

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Letterman's Top Ten Reasons

that Golf Is Better Than sex

#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.

#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5 - Three times a day is possible

#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.

#3 - If you live in Florida or Arizona, you can do it almost every day.

#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

.......and best of all...............

#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace

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