Ann Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 SEMINARS FOR MEN Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of any marital status. Class sizes will be limited to 10, as course material may prove difficult. The following courses will be offered this semester: Combating Stupidity PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children You - The Weaker sex How To Stay Awake After sex Weekends And Sports Are Not Synonymous Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency Bodily Functions 101: Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But In The Bathroom Bodily Functions 102: How To Put The Toilet Seat Down Bodily Functions 103: Why Fluffing The Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary Domestic Science 101: How To Locate The Kitchen Domestic Science 102: How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray Geography 101: Real Men Ask For Directions Social Skills 101: Reasons To Give Flowers Social Skills 102: How Not To Act Like A Jerk When You Are Obviously Wrong sex 101: You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try sex 102: The Morning Dilemma or If It's Awake, Take A Shower Author Unknown Hugs To You All!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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