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George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going

up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the

garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there

were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in your house"

and he said no. Then the police officer said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police

again. "Hello I just called you few seconds ago because there were

people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've

just shot them all". Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an

ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) :lol:

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