Ann Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked. "I had to slap his face three times!" "You mean he got fresh?" "No," she answered, "I thought he was dead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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