Maryanne Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Dear Tide, > I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all > of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. > Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact,about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and > generally started becoming a pain in the neck. > Well, you know how things go - one thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! > I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told > me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. > What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! > I thank you, once again, for having a great product. > Well, gotta go. I have to write the Hefty Bag people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Love this one, Maryanne!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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