Frank Lamb Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. Mary... Mary... Is that you Fred? Yes, I have come back like we agreed. What is it like? Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven. Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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