Frank Lamb Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The Bartender asked the pirate "Where did ya get that peg leg from?" The Pirate responded "We were sailing the seas when a big ol' shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and bit off me leg." Later the Bartender asked "Where did you get that hook then?" The pirate responded "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone." The bartender then asked "Then where did ya get the eye patch from?" The pirate said "In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a dump right in me eye." The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, "How would that make you get an eye patch?" The pirate responded, "First day with the hook." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethluvswill13 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 That's cute!LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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