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As some of you may know, I do lots of craft shows and one of my biggest sellers has proven to be signs. Some of my signs are on wood and some on tile. I thought I'd share a coupe of my best sellers with you guys. Hope you get a chuckle.

*** Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out...I can usually keep the witch quiet with chocolate.

***She with the most shoes wins.

***Domestically Disabled

*** I fell a sin coming on...

***Gardening, yoga, bubble baths, medication...and I still want to smack somebody.

*** Wine Princess

***I take life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila.

*** My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my real personality.

*** Everything is possible with enough coffee.

*** If it has tires or testicles, it's going to be trouble.

*** Well, la de frickin' da !

*** I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

*** Do you want to talk to the man in charge or to the woman who knows what's going on?

*** It's not shopping. It's retail therapy.

*** I don't have hot flashes. I have short, private vacations in the tropics.

*** The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

*** I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.

*** Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Hope these brought a smile. Please add one of your favorite signs to the list.

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