Ann Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 As some of you may know, I do lots of craft shows and one of my biggest sellers has proven to be signs. Some of my signs are on wood and some on tile. I thought I'd share a coupe of my best sellers with you guys. Hope you get a chuckle. *** Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out...I can usually keep the witch quiet with chocolate. ***She with the most shoes wins. ***Domestically Disabled *** I fell a sin coming on... ***Gardening, yoga, bubble baths, medication...and I still want to smack somebody. *** Wine Princess ***I take life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila. *** My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my real personality. *** Everything is possible with enough coffee. *** If it has tires or testicles, it's going to be trouble. *** Well, la de frickin' da ! *** I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. *** Do you want to talk to the man in charge or to the woman who knows what's going on? *** It's not shopping. It's retail therapy. *** I don't have hot flashes. I have short, private vacations in the tropics. *** The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. *** I only have a kitchen because it came with the house. *** Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Hope these brought a smile. Please add one of your favorite signs to the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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