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Police are people too!

David A

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There was a middle-aged guy who bought a brand new Porsche 911

>convertible. He took off down the road, cruising at 80 mph and enjoying the wind

>blowing through what little bit of hair he had left on his head. = This is

>great," he thought and stood on it some more. He looked in his rear view

>mirror and there was an Iowa Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue

>lights flashing and sirens blasting. "I can get away from him with no

>problem," thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the

>road at over 130 mph. Then he thought "What am I doing? I am too old for

> this," and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the

>trooper to catch up with him. "Sir," said the trooper, looking at his

>watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you

>can give me a good reason why you were speeding, that I have never heard

>before, I'll let you go." The man looked back at the Trooper and said,

>"Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper and I thought you were

>bringing her back." The trooper said, "Have a nice day."

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