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There was a midget out in New Mexico who complained

to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the

time. As he was always complaining about his

problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to

the doctor to see what could be done to relieve the


The midget took his advice and went to the doctor

and told him what the problem was. The doctor told

him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The

midget dropped his pants. The doctor put him up

onto the examining table,and started to examine him.

The doc put one finger under his left testicle and

told the midget to turn his head and cough-the

usual method to check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under

the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical

scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then

snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but

noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and

see if they still ached.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked

around the doc's office and discovered his testicles

were no longer aching.

"Gee, what did you do, Doc?" he asked.

The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your

cowboy boots."

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