Ann Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 One morning the husband returns after several > hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife > decides to take the boat out. > > She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. > > He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good > morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. > > "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm > reading." > > "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I > know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." > > "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. > > "That's true, but you have all the equipment, for > all I know you could start at any moment." > > "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. > > MORAL: > Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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