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Can any of you relate????

What Women REALLY Mean

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be

obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a


You're certainly attentive tonight = Is hanky panky all you

ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not over reacting! = I've

got my period

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby


This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture,

and wallpaper.....

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something


How much do you love me? = I did something today

you're really not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and

find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd

better get used to it

Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and

walk him until he goes to sleep

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think

this is important

All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes

without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics

department, the shoe department, I need to look at a

few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great

in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

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