Frank Lamb Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?" "$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies. "That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?" "Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll." The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne." "Why?" asks the confused clerk. "Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrnalu Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 good one Frank.Are you feeling better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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