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Larry

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>> > Three little boys were concerned

>> > because they couldn't get anyone to play with

>> them.

>> > They decided it was because they had not been

>> baptized and didn't go to

>> > Sunday School.

>> >

>> >

>> > So they went to the nearest church.

>> >

>> > Only the janitor was there.

>> >

>> > One little boy said,

>> > "We need to be baptized because no one

>> >

>> > will come out and play with us.

>> > Will you baptize us?"

>> > "Sure," said the janitor.

>> >

>> > He took them into the bathroom

>> > and dunked their little heads in the toilet

>> bowl,

>> > one at a time.

>> > Then he said, "You are now baptized!".

>> >

>> > "When they got outside,

>> > one of them asked,

>> > "What religion do you think we are?"

>> >

>> > The oldest one said,

>> >

>> > "We're not Kathlick, .....

>> > because they pour the water on you."

>> > "We're not Babtis, .....

>> > because they dunk all of you in the water."

>> > "We're not Methdiss, ......

>> > because they just sprinkle water on you."

>> >

>> > The littlest one said,

>> > "Didn't you smell that water!"

>> >

>> > They all joined in asking,

>> > "Yeah! What do you think that means?"

>> >

>> >

>> > "I think it means we're Pisscopailians."

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