Ann Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 A little boy attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, he asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. The boy, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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