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Funny Wisdom


Larry

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I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but

Thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the

Beep. If I do not return your call,

You are one of the changes."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!

My wife and I had words,

But I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering

And take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time

You're old enough to know your way

Around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think

Of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,

But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn

of a new error.

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