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The Cat In the Hat On Aging

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh what is it, that can I do?

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My mood is bad - can you tell?

My body's drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years

have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my *ss.

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