Ann Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 PARENTAL EXCUSES These are actual excuse notes from parents excusing their children from missing school (includes original spelling): ~ My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. ~ Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. ~ Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. ~ Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. ~ Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. ~ Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. ~ Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. ~ Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. ~ Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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