Ann Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 You are no longer cool when...... When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate. When jogging is something you do to your memory. Getting a little action means your prune juice is working. All the cars behind you flash their headlights. You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation. You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears. The pattern on your shorts and couch match. You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit. You don't know how to operate a fax machine. When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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