Larry Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 THE WHYS OF MEN 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING sex? - because they are plugged into a genius. 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING sex? - they don't have enough time. 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? - they don't stop to ask directions. 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? - because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock. (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? - so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties. 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? - you need a rough draft before you make a final copy. 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? - don't know.....it' s never happened. (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? - because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 #4 gotta run to the bathroom I am laughing so hard!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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