Geri Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 LOLOLOL - that cracked me up Geri, wasn't expecting it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted March 3, 2007 Author Share Posted March 3, 2007 Hey Debi I laughed too and I'd seen it before!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Oh my GOD " those were the first word's out of my mouth. This is just to much..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharyn Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Geri, you got me laughing..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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