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Ann

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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - neither one was able to see over the dashboard very well. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they drove on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and again the light was red. They drove right through. The woman in the passenger seat was sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they drove on through.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"

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