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Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One

night

the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She

yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."

She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or

down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea

listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get

that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help

both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

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