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The Degrees of Blondness "


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A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How

should I know? That's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."


Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk

and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm,

this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"


A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out

and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she

opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde

is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does

so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"


A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says,

"Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them!"

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."


What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"


Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US

government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade

was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision

George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."


Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and

burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit that was

patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house

with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of

the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she

moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help,

and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."

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