Nushka Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate > > funeral. A huge heart > > covered in flowers stood behind the casket during > > the service. > > Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the > > casket rolled inside. > > The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the > > beautiful heart > > forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst > > into laughter. > > > > When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I > > was just thinking of my own > > funeral.........I'm a gynecologist." > > > > The proctologist fainted. Sorry about the "cut and paste". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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